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My dryer has a dozen different settings, but why would I use any other than "Optimum Dry"?
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I got married yesterday, which was also my birthday, so if he had died as well, I would have had a Celebration Grand Trifecta!
#YouKnowWho
#TheOneWeAreAllWaitingFor
#HintOrangeShitgibbon
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My Best #DadJoke: In the Old West, the plan of Ickleburg, Arizona to be a “No Horse” town went off without a hitch.
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OMG! Just realized I wasn't invited to the #MetGala tonight, so I'M NOT GOING! In fact, I'm not even going to talk about it! (Except to complain, of course!!)
#StayHome #StaySafe #DontAttendTheMetGala #Protest #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
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#GoshDarnIt, why isn’t the word “schwa” pronounced “schwə”?
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I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
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I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
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I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
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I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
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I do have regrets in life, like how it wasn't until today that I thought of calling cryptocurrency "Schmuck Bucks".
#ScamCoin #eGrift #BroCon #FOMOFlimFlam #RichWhiteDudesStealingYourMoney
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#ScienceFact - The scientific name for the Western Lowland Gorilla sounds like the incantation for summoning a gorilla.
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Kudos to whomever came up with the phrase "Big Beautiful Obituary." I also look forward to reading it any day now!
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Calling it #AlligatorAlcatraz is to obscure that it will be a de facto death camp; an American Auschwitz. #DontBeFooled #Resist
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Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
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Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
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Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
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Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
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Not to boast, but I think my prayers to the cephalogod with the weird eye-stalks are being answered.
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Seeing Libertarians repeatedly trying to create an economic free-state utopia is like watching a bunch of arsonists creating society after society, always convinced that nobody's going to burn it to the ground THIS TIME!
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Let's not jump to the conclusion that it was politically motivated, as someone could have wanted to shoot Charlie Kirk just because he's an egregious asshole.
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The thing about lunar eclipses is nobody ever seems to consider how freaked out the Moon must be by them.
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The Scene I Imagine When I Hear Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero":
Doctor: Oh no! Your lab results say you have... A FIRE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Patient: Aaaaaaaah!
Doctor: Aaaaaaaah!
Together: AAAAAAAAH!-- fin --
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The Scene I Imagine When I Hear Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero":
Doctor: Oh no! Your lab results say you have... A FIRE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Patient: Aaaaaaaah!
Doctor: Aaaaaaaah!
Together: AAAAAAAAH!-- fin --
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The Scene I Imagine When I Hear Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero":
Doctor: Oh no! Your lab results say you have... A FIRE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Patient: Aaaaaaaah!
Doctor: Aaaaaaaah!
Together: AAAAAAAAH!-- fin --
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As an atheist who doesn’t believe in the afterlife, when I hear about a religious leader passing away, I think, “Well, he’s in for a surprise.”
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#GoshDarnIt, why isn’t the word “schwa” pronounced “schwə”?
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#GoshDarnIt, why isn’t the word “schwa” pronounced “schwə”?
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#GoshDarnIt, why isn’t the word “schwa” pronounced “schwə”?
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#GoshDarnIt, why isn’t the word “schwa” pronounced “schwə”?