`Da Elf

At the Library.

Need to sharpen a pencil.

There is an Electric Pencil Sharpener by the printers ... it's a Worthless piece of shit. I know, however, a secret:

There's an old mechanical pencil sharpener that's probably about as old as I am that many of my Peeps here will recognize immediately from elementary school.

This fucker could sharpen an Oak Stick to a pin-point.

#OldTricksBestTricks #OldSchoolOftenBetter #GarbageNewTech

I grew up with this aircraft at #NASA #AMES ... it "randomly" showed up in my TubeYou algorithm. [My step-father worked on the avionics.]

The F-15 That Was More Advanced Than the F-22 - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P_A2tTYVsY

@glennf Dude be quiet, this is the Internet. Rule 34 and all that.
[This joke just isn't going to get old soon, is it?]
Also, no:
1. Just to spite Trump

... but more importantly ...

No Fucking Way he's giving that many colored people a pass to vote again.

#AintGonnaHappen #NoFuckingWay