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  1. youtube.com/watch?v=JThwVnphF4A <== This week's episode of Technology Blows is for the New Englanders! Marty is a fully automated dipshit that wanders around the Stop & Shop getting in everyone's way and posing for selfies. Sometimes it hugs a cancer kid.

    #technologyblows #marty #stopandshop #retail #robotics #podcast

  2. ==> techblows.net/4 <== Is the world ready for an Internet-connected mattress that roasts you whenever AWS goes down, and also sometimes pisses itself? WE DECIDE!

    On this episode, learn about:

    - France's sleepiest monarchs
    - What kind of animal Peter Thiel sleeps inside
    - The $5000 AI-powered bed that saved DOGE

    #technology #podcast #smarthome #iot #amazonaws #sleepscience

  3. Ha! Je to doma! Tohle byl poslední kousek, který mi chyběl do sbírky. Konečně mám doma kompletní dílo Stephena Kinga (včetně povídek) a touto knihou jsem zároveň zkompletoval i Dana Simmonse. Tedy, alespoň vše, co vyšlo u nás.

    #stephenking #dansimmons #grrmartin #kniha #povidky #book #knihy #books #shortstories #sbírka #collection #temnevize

  4. Please enjoy in full my Monitorama 2024 presentation, "No Observability Without Theory"! You'll get:

    * A bunch of made-up medical jargon
    * Tips on facilitating a shared mental model in your graph dashboards and incident response processes
    * 24% off my Leading Incidents video course (d2e.engineering/leading-incide) with the discount code at the end!

    youtube.com/watch?v=aJkynVk1k6 #observability #o11y #monitorama #devops #ops #softwareengineering #sre

  5. sage words from @danslimmon on how to better develop you/your team's #o11y theory by getting practical practice #monitorama #observability

  6. “Name your metrics, alerts and dashboards with the language you would use if you were having a conversation about the system at lunch, not the cryptic defaults or uuid hostnames” ~ @danslimmon #monitorama #monitorama24 #observability

  7. We’ve all heard the definition for observability, but, who is one? What is involved in determining? ~ @danslimmon presenting “No observability without theory” You need a theory of the system to build valid inferences
    #monitorama #monitorama24 #observability

  8. Technology Blows Ep. 16: "Horizon World's: Mark Zuckerberg's Legless VR Utopia" is ouuuut. It's part 1 of our first 3-parter! Suit up, jack in, and Zuck out

    techblows.net/16

    #technologyblows #virtualreality #vr #meta #vrgaming #podcast

  9. No new episode of techblows.net tomorrow (😢) but next week, we start our first 3-parter (😃), which is mostly talking shit about Mark Zuckerberg (🤡). High five! #technologyblows #meta #horizonworlds #vr

  10. Perk yourself up with Technology Blows Episode 15, on Keurig! techblows.net/15 We explore:

    – How Keurig was born out of antisocial office culture and a deep ambivalence for quality
    – The fascinating career of hippie-turned-billionaire-asshole-turned-has-been Bob Stiller
    – How digital rights management disrupted the beverage industry

    #technologyblows #coffee #keurig

  11. Kalshi: is it "the first federally regulated prediction market," or just a shittier FanDuel? Friend-of-the-pod Jeff Bonhag joins me to learn:

    – What modern science has in common with rolling fox knuckles
    – How Kalshi DOSed the Commodity Futures Trading Commission
    – Why Donald Trump Jr is so interested in making prediction markets a thing

    Web: techblows.net/12
    Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=IoqjfC6tXV

    #kalshi #fintech #finance #predictionmarkets #technologyblows

  12. If you've ever worked at a grocery store with a patrolling robot (e.g. Stop & Shop, Woodman's, Giant, BJ's) I'd love to talk to you for a piece I'm writing. Please DM me or email [email protected] #supermarkets #retail #automation #technologyblows

  13. Technology Blows Episode 11 is out! "Scantron: the Little Green Sheet that Destroyed Education." Find out how Scantron uses infrared light to transmute your #2 pencil marks into college rejection letters techblows.net/11

    #technology #podcast #technologyblows #testing #education

  14. Technology Blows Episode 9 techblows.net/9 is the first of a 2-parter on Shazam! The massive data analytics platform that occasionally tells you the names of songs. Find out:

    - How they use computers to turn all your favorite songs into constellations
    - What other things you can Shazam, if you're not a music person
    - What Shazam likes to do in its spare time, when you think it's not listening anymore

    #technology #music #iphone #podcast #technologyblows

  15. This week, we wrap up our 2-parter on Jira! (Part 1: techblows.net/5; Part 2: techblows.net/6) Hear about:

    - The Atlassian founders' matching $100M houses
    - How Jira turns its own failures into more sales
    - Jira's special way of alienating us from our creativity and initiative

    #projectmanagement #jira #atlassian #softwaredev #podcast #technology #engineering #technologyblows