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  1. Me, beaming with pride having potentially cracked the mystery: "I think what ends up happening is she becomes the Wicked Witch of the West"
    #wicked

  2. Me, beaming with pride having potentially cracked the mystery: "I think what ends up happening is she becomes the Wicked Witch of the West"
    #wicked

  3. Me, beaming with pride having potentially cracked the mystery: "I think what ends up happening is she becomes the Wicked Witch of the West"
    #wicked

  4. Me, beaming with pride having potentially cracked the mystery: "I think what ends up happening is she becomes the Wicked Witch of the West"

  5. Me, beaming with pride having potentially cracked the mystery: "I think what ends up happening is she becomes the Wicked Witch of the West"
    #wicked

  6. Me: "wtf you stole my pillow & left me with a Nebraska-ass abortion of a head rest"
    Wife: "uh.. whut"
    Me: "this flat, shitty, uncomfortable rectangle."
    Wife: 🤣
    #spouses #nebraska

  7. My 5th grader ultimately didn't like her Nike Cortez kicks (can't fault her) but is getting lotsa compliments on her Air Force 1s. Was asking her about it and she tried to tell me I didn't have style when I was her age... Listen here u little shit, I rocked Andre Agassi's signature shoes every day till the soles wore out & them shits were 🔥🔥🔥 😆
    #sneakers #sneakerhead

  8. Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
    .
    Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"
    #paperwork #PrinterProblems #teaching

  9. Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
    .
    Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"
    #paperwork #PrinterProblems #teaching

  10. Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
    .
    Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"
    #paperwork #PrinterProblems #teaching

  11. Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
    .
    Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"

  12. Wife (struggling with literal paperwork to renew her teaching license): "arrrgrhghh I hate that I have to print all this off & mail it"
    .
    Me (being helpful): "make sure you use Comic Sans or they won't let you teach elementary ever again"
    #paperwork #PrinterProblems #teaching

  13. I'm a fan of IPAs so I tried a Surly Double IPA.
    Turns out IPAs do not require multiplication. Regular IPA is plenty of IPA for my IPA sensibilities, thank you
    #IPA #beer #microbrew

  14. One can't help but think of the memorable scenes from the movie "Cast Off" starring Tom Cruise when he famously befriends a football named Franklin #MovieMemories

  15. When I hear
    "Mustard on the beat, ho"
    I know my ears are in for a treat.
    But just think...
    2 more "ho"s and boom! It's a seasonal classic to enjoy year after year 🎄
    #KendrickLamar #christmassongs #gnx #TvOff

  16. CW: uspol

    Lol sure, ok Mike Pence. *Leaders* can hold an insurrectionist trash human accountable, but those lacking vertebrae would prefer to let "history" handle it. Got it
    #RepublicansAreTrash #uspoliitics #insurrection

  17. Unwritten rule of Greek yogurt:
    1. Start with a ~6.7 ounce container
    2. Scoop from small container into larger container anywhere between 12 and 64 ounces
    3. Add berries and/or bananas
    4. Add granola
    5. Damnit you've overfilled it
    6. Ugh how
    7. Clean up granola overrun mess on the counter
    #shitpost #yogurt

  18. Pound sand, @Slate
    If we're stuck living in a dystopian maga hellscape just let us have fucking dire wolves, wouldja? If it brings about the end times, so be it
    #dumbheadlines #DireWolves

  19. Explaining to my teenager that "it's the least I could do" is just an expression for when one performs a small helpful gesture for someone else, not a mantra for every single thing you do in life 🙄
    #parenthood
    #teenagers
    #OldManYellsAtClouds

  20. Two days later, it's time to unpack my experience at the #mnstatefair
    Arrived with the sister-in-law and her six yo, with plans to meet up with my wife & 4 kiddos a little later.
    Parked at a lot across from the Fair for $30. After doing a park and ride last year, this was a justifiable expense I think I'd gladly incur again with young ones in tow.
    No lines to get in, threat of afternoon storms kept the big crowds away. It was pleasant initially and warmed up quickly

  21. All I had to do for the very nice folks in camouflage at the #mnstatefair was a set of pull-ups and fill out my name, address, birthdate, and social security number and they gave this nice lanyard #blessed

  22. My 12yo is a gamer who loves 🏀 & #nba2k. He is also a nervous hummer and one of the setup screen songs for #NBA2K23 is Fat Joe's "All the Way Up" so he has been persistently & absentmindedly humming the intro.. saxophone? notes from "All the Way Up" with little regard for how that song is just always stuck in my head now. Fwiw he really nails it

  23. ONLY YOU ie .. me? Woah, that's heavy. I feel like that's too much pressure. So many other ppl can also prevent wildfires, why is this all on me, back off man
    #shitpost #smokeybear

  24. ONLY YOU ie .. me? Woah, that's heavy. I feel like that's too much pressure. So many other ppl can also prevent wildfires, why is this all on me, back off man
    #shitpost #smokeybear

  25. ONLY YOU ie .. me? Woah, that's heavy. I feel like that's too much pressure. So many other ppl can also prevent wildfires, why is this all on me, back off man
    #shitpost #smokeybear

  26. ONLY YOU ie .. me? Woah, that's heavy. I feel like that's too much pressure. So many other ppl can also prevent wildfires, why is this all on me, back off man

  27. ONLY YOU ie .. me? Woah, that's heavy. I feel like that's too much pressure. So many other ppl can also prevent wildfires, why is this all on me, back off man
    #shitpost #smokeybear

  28. Rule change proposal for college basketball. Well, it'd work basketball in general at all levels of organized play. If the game goes into overtime, everyone gets an additional foul. E.g. if you fouled out in regulation, when OT starts you are eligible to come back in the game until you foul again. I don't see a downside here.
    #ncaa #marchmadness #ncaatournament #NCAA_Basketball

  29. I wrote a thing about backing up a server virtualization grid to the cloud ☁️ (Linode S3 in my case) using the built-in capabilities of TrueNas
    blog.infose.cc/2022/12/safely-
    #proxmox #TrueNASCore #truenas